Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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