But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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