Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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