for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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