office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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