You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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