Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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