I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
