Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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