I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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