Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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