so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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