I bet he comes in French.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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