dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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