She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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