Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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