About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I looked at my own cervix.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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