dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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