Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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