I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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