suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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