...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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