: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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