so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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