You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
