Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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