Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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