The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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