Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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