I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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