yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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