Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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