Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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