does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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