She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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