just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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