Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
There r osticjed everywhere
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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