official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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