He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
