the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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