Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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