he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
So squirting runs in the family.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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