I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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