You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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