Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
its not stalking. its research.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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