I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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