I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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