Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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