i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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