Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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