Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
40s are totally the cure
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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