Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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