Well apparently he's into motor boating.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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