Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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